Francesca Rossi

Full Name: Francesca Rossi

Born: Unknown, possibly circa 1970s

Bio: : Little is known about Francesca Rossi as a person. She speaks with an exaggerated Italian accent, and although she owns her own publishing firm, she leaves most of the running to her managers and underlings, while her passport shows she spends large portions of each year abroad in various tropical locations, although she’s rarely been seen with a tan. Everything about Francesca is fake and forced, from her smile to her hair, and even her perfume smells something like plastic.

Interests: Publishing (presumably).